written by Warren Zevon and Carl Hiaasen c. 1995 Zevon Music BMI I'm a junk bond king And I'm on the run Me and a friend of mine We were headed for the sunshine I got my hands on the wheel I got gas in the tank I got a suitcase full of money From a Luxembourg bank We didn't stop 'til we got to Big Cypress Wandered in to the Legion Hall The sign outside said "Seminole Bingo" Fell in love with the ping pong balls And the SEC is far behind Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos A long way from Liechtenstein I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo And my Wall Street wiles Don't help me even slightly 'Cause I never have the numbers And I'm losing nightly I cashed in the last of my Triple B bonds Bought a double-wide on the Tamiami Trail I parked it right outside the reservation Fifteen minutes from the Collier County Jail And the SEC is far behind Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos A long way from Liechtenstein I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo Well, the SEC is far behind Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos A long way from Liechtenstein I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo
