Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class Always the last in line All the other little kids would laugh at him Said he'd die before his time
Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn't mind
Most of the kids smoked cigarettes Just to prove that they were cool The teacher didn't know about the children's games And Billy always followed the rules
Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn't mind
Billy was big on the outside But there's an even bigger man inside Ten million cigarettes burning every day And Billy's still doing fine
Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged With children of their own Their smoking games are reality now And cancer's seed is sown
Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy's didn't mind
Most of them smoke maybe forty a day A habit Billy doesn't share One by one they're passing away Leaving orphans to Billy's care
Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy doesn't mind
