Wish I could turn on my light And read my Village Voice But layin' next to this beached whale I haven't got the choice He looked good at the time I must have been out of my mind Now I can't sleep I can't sleep! Hoping for a wild night Of sexual gymnastics But he thought he was god's gift Selfish and sarcastic I wanted to take him home And I got him so I shouldn't groan But I can't sleep I can't sleep! Minutes pass like hours My eyes open wide Staring up at the ceiling Every paint crack memorized Think I'll reset my alarm To go off extra early Wake him up and get him out Try to sleep until 8:30 Being up all night's alright If it's filled with erotic delight But I can't sleep I can't sleep!
